I am needing help trying to word a couple of my FAQ!
I need a funny or sarcastic way to answer the following questions on my FAQ page of the website
Can I take pictures? (Ceremony no, we have two photographers, reception yes!)
What about booze? (Wine is provided on tables, all other booze is a cash bar)
Can I bring my kids? ( we are having an adult only wedding)
This is an example of the humour I’ve used in the other ones.
Can I smoke?
The venue requests that you only smoke in approved smoking areas outside of the venue. Please do not leave cigarette butts on the ground, as the squirrels will get at them and the venue has gone through great lengths to get them to stop smoking